1 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,200 It just says "Scream." 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,720 Yeah, Steven, that's all we need. So, just scream. 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,120 Shouldn't take too long. 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:15,280 Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me? 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,320 Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fan... 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,600 Why the fuck is Clem Fandango in a trash can? 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,920 It's a free soaking bath. 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,560 Didn't have time to go wild river swimming this morning. 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,440 Of course he didn't. Oh, how stupid of me. I'm terribly sorry. 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,280 No problem, Steven. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,720 And any particular reason why you're dressed as Jack the Ripper? 12 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,160 I'm on the penny-farthing today. 13 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,480 Oh, right. 14 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,600 Just a great way to see LA. Yeah, I'm sure. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,240 I bet that's really handy up the hills and across the canyons. 16 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,440 No, Steven, a penny-farthing's not practical for that kind of terrain, 17 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,200 it's more for Silver Lake, parts of Highland Park. 18 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,280 I couldn't give a shit. 19 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,880 What have I got to do? 20 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,200 Just scream, Steven. 21 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,560 Ready when you are. 22 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,640 Sounded pretty good to me. Alrighty, so, I'll see you soon, fellas. 23 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,840 Have a good day. 24 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,480 Sorry, sorry, Steven, that... That really didn't sound like a scream. 25 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,560 You what? I said it didn't sound much like a scream. 26 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,520 I'll just talk to Clem about it. 27 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,800 OK, so we've just discussed it, 28 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,400 and, with regret, 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,880 have to say we both don't feel that sounded like a scream. 30 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,880 Yeah, we just discussed it, at length, and, 31 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,040 well, neither of us thought it sounded like a scream. 32 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,280 Yeah, well, I did think it sounded like a scream. 33 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,880 You thought that sounded like a scream? Yeah, I bloody did! 34 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,560 What the fuck. 35 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,000 OK, so, we've just discussed it, 36 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,600 and maybe we could write it down phonetically. Might help. 37 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,200 Just take a sec. 38 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,520 Phonetically! 39 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,440 That's not a scream, that's just uuuuh. 40 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,840 Well, why not try it? 41 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,160 Well, if I tried that, it would just sound like uuuuh. 42 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,520 Give it a go. 43 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,320 OK, Steven, we're ready. 44 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,920 Uuuuh. 45 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,440 I think that might have been worse than the first one, Steven. 46 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,200 Yes, because I can't scream! 47 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,480 Sorry, Steven? 48 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,200 I can't scream. 49 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,200 You satisfied? I cannot scream. I've never been able to scream. 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,160 Even as a small child, I could never scream. 51 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,360 Hey, hey, Steven, it's all cool, man. 52 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,400 No, I'm sorry. Look, you're going to have to get somebody else. 53 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,200 I apologise for wasting your time. 54 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,720 Good morning to the both of you. 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,800 Sorry, Brooke, I couldn't help noticing we're in a stagecoach. 56 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,200 Yeah, I needed a little more space this week, I got Orson Welles 57 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,680 dropping in, but I'll be back in my regular office real soon. 58 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:33,240 Now, talking of stagecoaches, how would like to appear in a western? 59 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,080 A western? 60 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,240 Bit old-fashioned, wouldn't you say? 61 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:42,840 This is one of those modern westerns with drugs and aliens. 62 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,760 Aliens? Good God! 63 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,120 Well, if it doesn't clash with Star Wars, then count me in. 64 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,240 You'll be shooting in Death Valley. 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,400 Death Valley? I've heard that's particularly hot. 66 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,920 And what red-blooded man wouldn't want to be dressing up as a cowboy! 67 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:02,840 Next week, you'll be having the time of your goddamned life! Bang, bang. 68 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,120 Hello? 69 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,640 Uh, sorry, Steven, 70 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,960 but there aren't enough unit drivers to take you to our desert location 71 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,440 so we're going to have to pull your trailer, if that's OK? 72 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,080 Sorry, what was that? 73 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,560 Good God! 74 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,080 Stop! 75 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,440 What the fuck! 76 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,480 Heaven help me. 77 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,160 Stop the bus! 78 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,320 Christ! 79 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,120 Uh-ah! 80 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,360 Bloody place. 81 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:26,400 Yee-haw! How long you been out in the desert, cowboy guy? 82 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,600 Look at his eyes, Gypsy. 83 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,280 That must have been one hell of a trip. 84 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,960 The fastest way into your mind is through your eyes. 85 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,960 That's what Barney told me. 86 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,160 Good afternoon. 87 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,440 You haven't seen a film set anywhere near here, have you? 88 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,880 Is that accent from the past? 89 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,280 No. 90 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,840 Are you Canadian? 91 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,080 No, I'm not. 92 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,280 Wait! I know this guy! 93 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:59,000 You were the dude sitting in the creepy photo car. 94 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,760 No, no, no, I'm on my way to a film set but my trailer ended up 95 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,760 in the middle of the desert, would you believe. 96 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,800 Far out, man. 97 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,960 Jesus Christ! 98 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,040 You scared the shit out of me! Where did you come from? 99 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,640 Oh, my God, it's you. 100 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,120 Howdy, partner. 101 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah, howdy. Erm... 102 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,320 My name's Steven Toast, and, uh... 103 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,760 ..I need your help. 104 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,880 You need my help? 105 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,320 You sure? 106 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,760 We're all here to help each other, brother. 107 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,720 Fantastic. Look, I need to get back to Los Angeles. 108 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,320 Is there a town near here where I can get a taxi? 109 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,440 Hey, Barney, why don't we take him back to the ranch? 110 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:46,480 OK, now. What if I was to give you a ride back to LA? 111 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,920 Would you do something for me, cowboy? 112 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,280 That would depend on the nature of the request. 113 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,560 In for a penny, in for a pound. 114 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,600 My! 115 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,800 Say, Snorky, twirl for me. 116 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,080 Twirl! 117 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,200 Blimey. 118 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,720 Get up. 119 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,600 Why don't you girls go with blondie, fetch my guitar, 120 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,560 and make yourselves look pretty. 121 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,400 Daddy's got talk business with his new Canadian buddy. 122 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,720 Canadian? 123 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,400 Sit down, cowboy. 124 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,200 Is that a scorpion? 125 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,800 About that favour you said you were going to do for me... 126 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,760 Yep. I remember. 127 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,160 You know he's out there somewhere. 128 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,080 Out in the desert. 129 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,280 Who? Whom is out there? 130 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,600 Rusty Halloween, that's who. 131 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:06,400 I sent him off a year ago to find me the meanest deadliest 132 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,560 sidewinder rattlesnake in the whole damn desert. 133 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,120 "But, Uncle Barney, why would you want to bring a nasty-ass 134 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,920 "rattlesnake back here?" you might be thinking. 135 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,160 I wasn't thinking that. 136 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,200 I got plans for that snake. 137 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,840 A guy in Sacramento twisted my melons, man, 138 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,960 and Barney can't let that roll. 139 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,760 You dig? 140 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:34,560 So, I got to send him a messsssssssssssssssssss... 141 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,880 ..sssssssssssssss... 142 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,200 ..ssssssssssssssssssssage. 143 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,240 You dig what I'm saying, cowboy? 144 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:45,440 Yes. I'm sorry about that hissing. I have a speech impediment 145 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,880 which means I can't say the word "message" properly. 146 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,760 Yes, you can, you said it right there. 147 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,920 Did I? 148 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,240 Yes. 149 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:58,000 Anyway... I need you to find me Rusty Halloween. 150 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,920 That's all very interesting 151 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,920 but I've got a part in the new Star Wars movie. 152 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,600 Yeah, sure. 153 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,240 So... I don't really have time to go searching the desert for snakes. 154 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,120 Mm-hm? GYPSY! Ugh! 155 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,920 You're going to head in that direction. 156 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,760 After about four hours, you'll hit a town called Gaping Hole. 157 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,040 Ask for a drifter named Rusty Halloween. 158 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,480 Gypsy! 159 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,040 Bring out the water. 160 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,920 Do you not have a bigger container? 161 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,120 That's all we got, cowboy. 162 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,760 And don't get any ideas about cutting loose. 163 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,680 Or coming back without a snake. You dig? 164 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,120 I dig. 165 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,760 Now, I just need you to sign this. Snorky! 166 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,320 What the hell is that? 167 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,760 Oh, this thing? It just says that if you don't do what I ask, 168 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,600 then you agree to be hunted down and killed. 169 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,280 And what if I refuse to sign it? 170 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,840 Between you and me, she's crazy. 171 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,680 Likes that shit more than I do. 172 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,440 Yeah, so I can see. 173 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,840 All right, I'll sign. 174 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,320 Just here. 175 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,000 Oh, and another thing. Snorky! 176 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,320 When you find Halloween, give him this goldfish. 177 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,640 Do what? 178 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,520 This is Halloween's goldfish. He loves this goldfish. 179 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,440 I'm sure he's missing it like hell. 180 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,760 You seriously want me to travel across the desert 181 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,520 with this goldfish? 182 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,040 Bye-bye, cowboy guy. 183 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,000 Jim? 184 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,640 Hey, Steven. 185 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,320 God, a familiar face. What are you doing here? 186 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,800 If you want to use the phone, it's not working. 187 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,520 Don't you have a mobile? 188 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,640 Hm? 189 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,320 Listen, to cut a long story short, 190 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,680 I'm looking for someone called Rusty Halloween 191 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,480 who lives out here in the desert. Do you know him? 192 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,200 Jim? 193 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,160 Jim? 194 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,840 A glass of water, please, barman. 195 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,800 And a whiskey, if you'd be so kind. 196 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,800 I needed that. Tell me, I'm looking for a man called Rusty Halloween. 197 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,200 Do you know him? 198 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,040 Rusty Halloween? 199 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,000 Snake guy? That's the chap. 200 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,640 Well, I recall he owned a private zoo 201 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,720 and then one day, 202 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,520 he let all his animals roam free here in the desert. 203 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,840 I ain't seen him in a while. 204 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,720 You know, it was his damn tiger that bit of Sheriff Baker's arm. 205 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,120 Sounds like our man. 206 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:12,040 Listen, do you have a toilet here? 207 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,240 A toilet? 208 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,600 Yes. 209 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,440 Oh, um, a latrine. 210 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,800 A shit box. 211 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,600 A bathroom. 212 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,480 Well, sure. 213 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,520 It's right upstairs. 214 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,680 ♪ My grandfather's hands went a-wandering 215 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,280 ♪ Wandering from north to south. ♪ 216 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,440 Ooh. 217 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,400 I'm terribly sorry, this must be the wrong room. 218 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,680 No, no, no, come on in. 219 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,520 My name's Wildcat Lil. 220 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,560 I got Wildcat in my name but I got a heart of gold. 221 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,960 Howdy, stranger. 222 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,680 Whatcha doing here in Gaping Hole? 223 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,760 I'm looking for a chap called Rusty Halloween. 224 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,760 Geez, that's one hell of an accent, are you from Toronto? 225 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,920 No, I'm not from Toronto. 226 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,600 You say you're looking for Rusty Halloween? The snake guy? 227 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,680 Yes, I am. 228 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,160 He hung around here for a while last winter. 229 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,040 We're a tightly-knit community. 230 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,800 It's just me, bartender, never really says much, 231 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,400 Sheriff, Doc Brown, and Bill, the old-timer. 232 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,160 The sheriff lost an arm in a fight with a wild tiger, which was 233 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,080 one of the animals released from Halloween's private zoo. 234 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,160 Yeah, I've just heard that from the old-timer downstairs. 235 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,200 That tiger is still out there in the desert somewhere. 236 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,360 Do you think the sheriff might know Rusty Halloween's exact whereabouts? 237 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,760 He might, but he ain't around right now. 238 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:48,080 He's at an international human rights standards for law enforcement conference in Sweden. 239 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,680 Should be back in a few days. 240 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,320 Mm. 241 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,120 Maybe I'll hang around. 242 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,480 Well, that will be just fine. 243 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,280 Good Lord. 244 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,880 I once heard a preacher in Tucson say that a goldfish 245 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,920 is as smart as any human being 246 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,440 and if he had heads and arms and legs, well, there would be nothing 247 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,280 to stop it becoming president of this here United States. 248 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,600 Well, I don't doubt that for a second. 249 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,400 You're looking for Halloween, ain't you? 250 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,120 Yeah. Mm. 251 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,760 I know where he is. 252 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,600 You do? Mm-hm. 253 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,440 I saw him about two weeks ago. About 20 mile from here. 254 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,640 He lives in an old abandoned tin mine out by Silver Creek. 255 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,880 An old abandoned tin mine, you say? 256 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,320 Yeah. 257 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,560 And how do I find it? 258 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,880 Well, 259 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,520 the best way 260 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,800 is Google Maps. 261 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,840 In 50 yards, turn right. Then, turn left. 262 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,960 Oh, shit! 263 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,440 Back in the bag! 264 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,360 You're on private property, cowboy. 265 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,880 Is that a goldfish in your bag? 266 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880 Yes, it is. 267 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,280 You better come inside. 268 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,760 Ho-ho! My, oh, my! 269 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,080 I can't actually believe it's you, little fella. 270 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,840 I'd heard you and the goldfish were close. 271 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,800 Shit, is that your real accent? 272 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,160 Vancouver, right? Sit down. 273 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,960 Listen, I don't suppose you have any food, do you? I'm starving. 274 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,360 Food? 275 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,680 Supplies ran out weeks ago. 276 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,280 All I got left is, uh... 277 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,440 ..a little box of anti-snakebite pills. 278 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,240 Hey. I've got something to show you. 279 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,600 What's that? 280 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,640 Dolphin World. 281 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,200 In Miami. 282 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,720 Oh-ho-ho-ho, baby! 283 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,240 Whoo! 284 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,320 Welcome home, little buddy. 285 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,880 Welcome home. 286 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,160 Now, ain't that something. 287 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,280 It certainly is. 288 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,360 Look, I'm starving, are you sure you don't have anything to eat? 289 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,440 Hope you don't mind having the head, mister, 290 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,160 because I just can't look him in the eyes. 291 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,440 Not a problem. 292 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,400 It's most generous of you. 293 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,600 Must be a bit weird - 294 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,480 finally reuniting with your beloved goldfish, 295 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,520 playing with it in the miniature version of Dolphin World in Miami, 296 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,040 and then eating it? 297 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,040 Lots of crazy things happen out here in the desert. 298 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,880 I heard you had a private zoo. 299 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,880 That's right. 300 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,680 It started out small. 301 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,600 A few mice and a hen. 302 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,360 And things got out of hand. 303 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:17,600 Tigers, elephants, emus, llamas, apes. 304 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,120 Had to let them all go. 305 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,560 There's still a tiger out there somewhere. 306 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,600 When did you run into Barney? 307 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,200 I'm guessing that's the purpose of your visit. 308 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,640 Guilty as charged. 309 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,720 I heard he sent you out here to get him a giant rattlesnake. 310 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,920 That's right, but I haven't seen any. 311 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,400 Like you, I can't go back until I find one. 312 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,040 That Barney is mad as a pack of baboons. 313 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,760 And that Gypsy, who he rolls with, 314 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,960 she scares the living shit out of me. 315 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,400 She's worse. Mm. 316 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,800 Finally told me if I didn't complete his task, he'd kill me. 317 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:57,400 Mentioned something about some chap in Sacramento twisting his melons. 318 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,440 That's all very, very puzzling. 319 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,640 Ah! That's Barney all right. 320 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,160 That was surprisingly filling. May I use your facilities? 321 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,200 My what? Your lavatory. 322 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,600 Your water closet. Your bathroom... 323 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,720 ..as you Americans say, inaccurately. 324 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,960 This is just a one-room cabin in the middle of the Death Valley desert, 325 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,800 there ain't no water lavatories, you're going to have to go outside. 326 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,480 I'm presuming you don't have any toilet paper? 327 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,200 A toilet what? 328 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600 Let's hope there aren't any complications. 329 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,720 Least that sandstorm's died down. 330 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,200 I wouldn't fancy getting any of that up my Khyber. 331 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,000 Khyber. 332 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,160 Jesus H Christ. 333 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,520 Uh. 334 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,240 I say, Rusty Halloween! 335 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,920 I think I've found your... 336 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,040 Snake? Yes. 337 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,720 I can't believe it. 338 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,400 It's a giant sidewinder rattler. 339 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,880 I've been searching for you for months. 340 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,440 Open the crate. 341 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,760 Now, stay perfectly still and listen very carefully to everything I say. 342 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,800 If a rattler feels threatened... 343 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,760 ..the best way to avoid attack is to move very, very slowly... 344 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,000 ..assess the situation... 345 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,840 ..and listen carefully for any... 346 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,480 Oh, f... 347 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,840 Fucking brilliant. 348 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,080 Don't know how I managed that but nice job, even if I say so myself. 349 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,160 Now, all I need to do is nail the fucker shut. 350 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,720 I'm alive. 351 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,960 I wasn't killed by the tiger. Thank God. 352 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,640 Oh, shit! 353 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,680 Hey, I was talking to Sheriff Baker, 354 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,400 and he was telling me all about his lecture at the international 355 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,960 human rights standards for law enforcement conference in Sweden. 356 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,600 Yeah? So, what did he say? 357 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,360 Well, primarily, there are four domains of practice - 358 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,960 assessment, primarily pre-employment referrals... 359 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,520 I need help. 360 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,000 Toast! 361 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,200 Looks like your arm's been chewed damn right off! 362 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,200 Guess we better clean him up them, Doc? 363 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,360 Hot damn! 364 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,040 You're lucky, Toast, 365 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,440 you've got the kind of arm that can be easily reattached. 366 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,400 You need to keep it on ice till you get to a hospital. 367 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,440 I'll just give you some more painkillers. 368 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,000 It doesn't hurt that much, 369 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,600 not since I took some of Rusty Halloween's anti-snakebite pills. 370 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,000 Those pills kept you going for a while, 371 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,640 but there will be a delayed shock. 372 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,920 Believe me, by tomorrow, 373 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,760 you'll be praying to the devil himself to ease your pain. 374 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,320 Ah, shit. 375 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,840 All right, well, thank you very much, Doc Brown. 376 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,640 You better get some rest. 377 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,400 I, uh, got a bottle of Wild Turkey waiting for me at Ma Reilly's place. 378 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,120 I'll see you all tomorrow. 379 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,440 Night, Bill. 380 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,160 I've got to go and perform a vasectomy early tomorrow. 381 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,240 So, I better go. 382 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,480 Night, Doc. Good luck with that. 383 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,160 I must thank you, Wildcat Lil, you've been very kind to me. 384 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,520 It's been nice having you around. 385 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,200 I must say, it gets kind of lonely 386 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,840 looking at the same old faces all the time and... 387 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,680 ..you've got a nice face. 388 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,000 Hm. 389 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,000 Ooh! 390 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,480 Well, this is very good. Very good indeed. 391 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,200 And that'll do it. 392 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,120 Coffee? 393 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,640 Don't mind if I do. 394 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,720 Presuming you don't have any tea? 395 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,240 No tea here, honey. 396 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,840 Ain't got no cups neither so I have to pull it straight into your face. 397 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,800 All right, just a little. 398 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,240 Last night's sex was superb. 399 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,840 You certainly live up to your name, Wildcat Lil. 400 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,360 I've never had sex with a one-armed man before. 401 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,200 Apart from Sheriff Baker. 402 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,600 Where is my arm? 403 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,000 It's in the mini fridge. 404 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,200 Right, well, I better get back to crazy Barney 405 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,760 and deliver his snake pronto. 406 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,760 How do I get out of here, my darling? 407 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,480 You can borrow my mule and cart. 408 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,960 oh, darn it! Doc Brown or Bill must have taken my mule! 409 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,280 Can you pull the cart yourself? 410 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,280 I'm sure I can manage that. 411 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,360 I'll make sure you get your mini fridge back. 412 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,480 Lucky it's solar powered. 413 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,760 Don't forget your pill. You heard what the doc said. 414 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,360 As soon as the painkillers wear off, the pain will be tremendous. 415 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,360 Hopefully, you'll be back in LA by then. 416 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,640 Let's hope so. 417 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,720 You've been very kind to me. I'll never forget you, Wildcat Lil. 418 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,200 Goodbye! 419 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,480 Bye. 420 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,880 Shit. 421 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,120 Hey, look who it is. 422 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,360 What happened to your arm, cowboy? 423 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,560 It was bitten off by a tiger. Your snake's in the wooden box. 424 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,840 Hold on, buddy. 425 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,000 This snake is dead. 426 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,680 It looks all right to me. 427 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,720 Don't dance with me, man. 428 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,920 This snake is as dry as a goddamn bone. 429 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,840 Why didn't you feed him? 430 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,480 I don't know. I guess that means we've got to kill you. 431 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,360 Ain't that right, Gypsy? 432 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,840 Sure is. 433 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,280 He signed a contract. 434 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,200 Yeah, at gunpoint. 435 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,560 And I don't remember any stipulation about the snake having to be alive. 436 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,280 Is that right, cowboy? 437 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,440 Yes. 438 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,760 Turn around now! 439 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,920 Step over here. 440 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,640 What the hell is that? 441 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,280 It's a box with dead rattlesnake in it. 442 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,280 What's in the mini fridge? 443 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,520 My arm. It got bitten off by a tiger. 444 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,800 Is that so? Yeah-yeah. 445 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,360 You ever hear an accent like that before, Mickey? 446 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,120 Toronto, am I right? 447 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,360 Ha-ha-ha! 448 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,120 Looks like we've got the hippie that ambushed that movie crew. 449 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,400 No, no, no, I'm one of the actors. 450 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,600 I'm actually over here to appear in the new Star Wars movie. 451 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,320 Oh, yeah, sure. 452 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,720 You don't want me, you want these two. 453 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,520 Shit. They were there a second ago. 454 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,920 Sure they were. All right. 455 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,080 Now, get your goddamn hands in the air 456 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,240 and don't you move, you Canadian cowboy bastard.